you'll do everything I tell you for them. you worship My tits. you OBEY My tits. you'll do everything I tell you for My gorgeous tits. I'm just a cold-hearted greedy bitch who loves controlling your mind with My divine tits. I can get you to do anything I say and I'm going to drain you for every penny you're worth.

An offering says you were thinking about Me when I wasn't speaking to you. Maybe you were getting your morning coffee and wondered whether I'd had Mine yet. Maybe you saw something beautiful and immediately pictured it in My home. Maybe I mentioned wanting something three weeks ago and, unlike most of the internet, you were actually paying attention.